Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
And my birthday
honestly, my thoughts are the same whether it’s three am or three pm. my thoughts never change. my mood maybe, but not my thoughts.
i learned that people can easily forget that others are human.
"Hey sexy lemme talk to you"
"MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU I CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU"
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
A snap of my breakfast this morning! Egg whites (to eliminate the cholesterol from the yolk), tomatoes, & a strawberry smoothie! So good! I’ve noticed that eating “healthy” isn’t really a problem for me, I’ve always enjoyed baked foods, fruits, & vegetables - my problem is the getting active! Making myself get off my bum & DO WORK! But I’ve seen what being lazy can do to me, so I’ll use that as motivation. Also, I’ve started my new job - one week in - and I really like it! Just going to have to make a new workout schedule around the days that I work.
Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?
Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is
You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
- <b> <b></b> 911:</b> What's your emergency?<p><b>Me:</b> OH MY GOD. I CANT HANDLE ALL THESE FEELS. PRETTY LITTLE LIARS.<p><b>911:</b> Oh god. its you again.<p><p>
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